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Before and After Photos of the Week
Ready for another round of Before & After photos? Of course you are!
This week, we’re featuring the great work of Clean Cut Carpet Cleaning in Australia, who were called in to take care of a hallway that had seen better days. Chris from Clean Cut wrote this on Facebook:
The Bat signal was shone in the dark skies over Melton today. Dropping everything and rushing to the scene of the crime I found this sad and abused young carpet. He had aspirations to be a good shag, but alas, this little carpet is destined to remain a rental quality sisal. That still doesn’t excuse the torture he’s been forced to endure though!
He wasn’t kidding! This poor carpet has definitely been abused. Let’s see how it looks after a visit from the “Batmobile.”
Holy hamburgers, Batman! Those stains sure took a beating!
Here’s what Chris had to say about the job, after the fact:
It was a close one but this young carpet will live to serve another tenant. I spoke to his young rug after the ordeal and she was just thankful that her mat was ok, and that their 3 little off cuts wouldn’t be without a father. She was quoted as saying “Thank you, Batman! When life walks all over you, it’s good to know that someone is there to save the day!”
Brilliant work, Chris, and thanks for sharing!
Carpet Cleaning Memes!
Looking for something to share on your social media pages? Here is another round of carpet cleaning memes, courtesy of ServiceMonster!
Thanks to all the cleaners keeping life serene!
Fact: dogs are 50% happier when they are covered in mud.
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Friday Funnies: More Cleaning Memes
We made it through another week! Well, maybe that’s not a major accomplishment, but it definitely calls for some celebration. Here are some goofy cleaning-themed “memes” to help make your Friday a little sillier:
Dear Father, the floor might not seem gross from the distance at which you normally observe it, but I must say if you take a peek from MY height you may be surprised by its filth. Sincerely, ~Baby.
“Yes, some of our clients are Fortune 500 companies and our services come highly recommended by many successful local businesses. What’s that? Oh, don’t mind that – we spilled paint on the floor two years ago and just decided to leave it that way.”
It’s the Return of the Dog Jedi!
That’s all for this week, folks: check back soon! You can also follow us on Facebook for regular memes and updates related to the carpet cleaning industry.
Friday Funnies: Memes for Carpet Cleaners
Happy Friday, folks! To cap off a long week of serious business, here are a few memes you can share with your social media followers:
Ah yes, of course the cat put that hairball in the corner to contribute to the room’s ambiance…
Why is “dogs playing poker” such a well-known painting? Dogs have the worst poker faces!
That’s all for now: have a great weekend!
Friday Funnies: Cleaning-Themed Memes For Your Social Media
To celebrate a long week of hard work, here are some funny pictures you can share with your followers!
The perfect example of “kid logic.” We’re having so much fun with this, why not take it inside where it’s warm? Good thing there are professional carpet cleaners in the area!
This is the stuff that nightmares are made of! Dust mites look like disembodied hands with pointy fingers and creepy hairs.. and a crab-claw for a head… okay, enough of that. As terrifying as it is, hopefully this image will get your clients thinking about how long it’s been since the last time they hired a cleaning service!
Friday Funnies: More Carpet Cleaning Memes!
Yes, it’s Friday again. It’s almost like this happens every week: WEIRD!
To cap off a five-day stretch of hard work, it’s always nice to kick back with a laugh. Here are some carpet-cleaning-themed memes to share on your social media pages next week:
Ah yes, the eternal “stain blame” game.
Consider this classic post-party cleanup tactic officially foiled. Try again, kiddos!
Have a great weekend, folks, and make sure to get your quota of R&R.
Friday Funnies: Carpet Cleaning Memes!
It’s Friday once again, which means that it’s the perfect time for a laugh. We have been making “memes” like these for a few weeks now to share on Facebook – if you want more, check out ServiceMonster’s page and share them with your friends!
Personally, I would much rather see the cat clean out its own litter box, or – better yet – learn to use the toilet. What do you think?
How often do you get called from folks who tried some DIY cleaning technique they read about on Pinterest? If only people would take the time to ask a professional, they could save themselves some money and avoid a big hassle!
That’s all for this week: have a great weekend everyone!
Friday Funnies: Dogs
At the end of a long week spent working “like a dog,” it feels good to take a moment to reflect on the goofy side of life.
Here are some cleaning-themed images featuring crazy canine behavior for your enjoyment:
We admire the enthusiasm, Rover, but you should stick to hole-digging.
Be careful of the static electricity – it will fry your brain!
Good boy! Now it’s time to learn how to use the truck-mounted carpet cleaner.
Have a great weekend everyone!
Friday Funnies
It’s Friday once again, which means that we all get a brief stint of relaxation before getting back to the grind. To celebrate, here are some goofy memes pertaining to the cleaning industry that you can share online!
Keep those carpets clean to keep your puppies happy!
Cleaners are the people behind the scenes who keep the general public sane!
Have a great weekend, folks. 🙂