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Before and After Photos of the Week

Ready for another round of Before & After photos? Of course you are!

This week, we’re featuring the great work of Clean Cut Carpet Cleaning in Australia, who were called in to take care of a hallway that had seen better days. Chris from Clean Cut wrote this on Facebook:

The Bat signal was shone in the dark skies over Melton today. Dropping everything and rushing to the scene of the crime I found this sad and abused young carpet. He had aspirations to be a good shag, but alas, this little carpet is destined to remain a rental quality sisal. That still doesn’t excuse the torture he’s been forced to endure though!

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He wasn’t kidding! This poor carpet has definitely been abused. Let’s see how it looks after a visit from the “Batmobile.”

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Holy hamburgers, Batman! Those stains sure took a beating!

Here’s what Chris had to say about the job, after the fact:

It was a close one but this young carpet will live to serve another tenant. I spoke to his young rug after the ordeal and she was just thankful that her mat was ok, and that their 3 little off cuts wouldn’t be without a father. She was quoted as saying “Thank you, Batman! When life walks all over you, it’s good to know that someone is there to save the day!”

Brilliant work, Chris, and thanks for sharing!

Carpet Cleaning Memes!

January 29, 2014 Leave a comment

Looking for something to share on your social media pages? Here is another round of carpet cleaning memes, courtesy of ServiceMonster!

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Thanks to all the cleaners keeping life serene!

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Fact: dogs are 50% happier when they are covered in mud.

Categories: Cleaning Humor

Looking for “Botched DIY Horror Stories” from Cleaners & Contractors

December 13, 2013 Leave a comment

diyServiceMonster subscribes to HARO, a publicity newsletter where reporters send out mass inquiries when looking for subject matter. Here is a request you might want to respond to!

Query:

I need three to five anecdotes from home services contractors about the DIY blunders they’ve seen/corrected. The focus for these anecdotes should be “classic” mistakes – the kind anyone can make and not realize how wrong it could go. The best stories will be retold in a short article to be published on ImprovementCenter.com. Stories can be funny, cautionary, instructional or all of the above but due to space limitations, please keep them as short as possible.

To Submit Your Story, Send Via Email To: query-3kjh@helpareporter.net

Requirements:

I will need to use your name and the company you work for, or please note your DBA if you work for yourself. If you have a website, I will provide a link to it if you like. If you don’t want me to provide your location or company name to protect your clients, let me know. Please provide contact information for yourself in case I need to clarify something about your story.

Media Outlet: Improvementcenter.com

 

Friday Funnies: More Cleaning Memes

November 8, 2013 1 comment

We made it through another week! Well, maybe that’s not a major accomplishment, but it definitely calls for some celebration. Here are some goofy cleaning-themed “memes” to help make your Friday a little sillier:

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Dear Father, the floor might not seem gross from the distance at which you normally observe it, but I must say if you take a peek from MY height you may be surprised by its filth. Sincerely, ~Baby.

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“Yes, some of our clients are Fortune 500 companies and our services come highly recommended by many successful local businesses. What’s that? Oh, don’t mind that – we spilled paint on the floor two years ago and just decided to leave it that way.”

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It’s the Return of the Dog Jedi!

That’s all for this week, folks: check back soon! You can also follow us on Facebook for regular memes and updates related to the carpet cleaning industry.

Friday Funnies: Memes for Carpet Cleaners

October 18, 2013 3 comments

Happy Friday, folks! To cap off a long week of serious business, here are a few memes you can share with your social media followers:

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Ah yes, of course the cat put that hairball in the corner to contribute to the room’s ambiance

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Why is “dogs playing poker” such a well-known painting? Dogs have the worst poker faces!

That’s all for now: have a great weekend!

Friday Funnies: Cleaning-Themed Memes For Your Social Media

October 4, 2013 1 comment

To celebrate a long week of hard work, here are some funny pictures you can share with your followers!

Taking Some Mud Inside

The perfect example of “kid logic.” We’re having so much fun with this, why not take it inside where it’s warm? Good thing there are professional carpet cleaners in the area!

Beautiful Dust Mite

This is the stuff that nightmares are made of! Dust mites look like disembodied hands with pointy fingers and creepy hairs.. and a crab-claw for a head… okay, enough of that. As terrifying as it is, hopefully this image will get your clients thinking about how long it’s been since the last time they hired a cleaning service!

Friday Funnies: More Carpet Cleaning Memes!

September 20, 2013 1 comment

Yes, it’s Friday again. It’s almost like this happens every week: WEIRD!

To cap off a five-day stretch of hard work, it’s always nice to kick back with a laugh. Here are some carpet-cleaning-themed memes to share on your social media pages next week:

Dueling Pets

Ah yes, the eternal “stain blame” game.

Rearranged Furniture

Consider this classic post-party cleanup tactic officially foiled. Try again, kiddos!

Have a great weekend, folks, and make sure to get your quota of R&R.

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